WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN
This is beautiful.
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen
back at it again at the krusty krab
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
check the obituaries
unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.
you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion